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Thursday, December 19, 2024

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So I come home from work Monday night and chat with Carlos as I change clothes; I tell him I’m going to do some laundry and he says:

“I did a couple of loads already today.”

And I was in heaven because I didn’t really want to do laundry but it’s my task around the house and it was lovely that he’d done it while I was at work, but then … I took my clothes to put into the clothes hamper and it was full; full?

“I thought you said you did laundry?”

“I did; I washed the things on my chair because I didn’t have any clean t-shirts.”

“So you did your t-shirts?”

“Yeah.”

I loved him for trying … and then I did an actual two loads of laundry, bless his heart.

This Tuxedo Says is from June 2020 …

Tuxedo is done with the ‘use of force’ bull shit when the job can be done just as easily without it.

Sidenote: this is quite timely in light of that man in New York being found not guilty of choking another man to death on the subway.

Is anyone really surprised that there is not one single woman or any person of color leading any House committee for the first time in twenty years after the GOP revealed their list of committee leaders for the 119th Congress last week?

The 17 standing committees, whose leaders were selected by the House Republican Steering Committee, will be dominated by white men.

Ain’t that America.

Madonna had fans, er fan, in a frenzy after she shared AI-generated photos of her and Pope Francis getting handsy on her Instagram Story. The first photo depicted Frankie hugging Madge from the side, his nose pressed against her cheek, with a huge smile across his face. In the second photo he appears to be whispering sweet nothings into her good ear.

Am I the only one who thinks her plastic surgeon pulled her face too tight and squeezed all the oxygen from her brain?

Dear Time magazine, I can’t help but think that maybe this is what you meant to put on your cover but thanks to Vanity Fair for showing you the way.

The judge in the  E. Jean Carroll case against The Felon called him a rapist for what he did and the later, in an interview with ABC News, George Stephanopoulos reported that fact, but then The Felon got butt-hurt at being called a rapist … again … and sued ABC and the networks instantly caved and will give $15M to The Felon Library to settle the lawsuit.

ABC now has zero credibility.

The House Ethics Committee secretly voted earlier this month to release its report into the sexual misconduct of former Reprehensible Representative Matt Gaetz before the end of this Congress.

And now Matty is threatening to squeal on everyone in Congress.

Good. Do it.

Denis Jovanovic began his modeling career at age 14 after he got scouted on Facebook. He was soon modeling for renowned fashion houses like  Dolce & Gabbana ,Roberto Cavalli, Stone Island … but Would You Hit It?

44 comments:

  1. Engage with reality. Imagine that!

    Good for Madonna for being a talented singer. Good for her for supporting GLBTQ causes at times. She tore up Sinead O’Connor’s photo after O’Connor did the same to the Pope’s photo and for good reason. Madonna is a hypocrite, I think, and I’m so tired of her and her self-serving antics.

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    1. We are allies as gays who loathe Madge and her thirst!

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  2. Oh poor carlos!!!!! But your right...he did try!!

    The house committee thing doesn't surprise me one bit. Let's the games begin. I just heard on the news today that he and JD Vance already threatened Republicans that if they don't vote with them on this current spending bill Trump's threatened to put primary opponents up against anyone who votes against it. And they don't see anything wrong with being threatened?

    I still like Madonna, but even I agree she's trying to way too hard to stay relevant and she needs to watch that plastic surgery she certainly become unrecognizable.

    And tell Denis Jovanovic that Im already in position and he can hit me all he wants.

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    1. I will give him an A for effort!
      I have a feeling that Democrats may step up and flip the House and Senate in 2026 🀞🏼🀞🏼🀞🏼
      Madge is so thirsty she makes JLO look like a rainforest.
      I'll pass along your request!

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  3. I've gone to Bluesky and like it so much better than Facebook and Instagram.
    The last meme is spot on ... !

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    1. I have exited X and am enjoying Bluesky myself!

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  4. When I see Madonna, I am reminded that I knew when to hang it up.

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    1. Madge refuses to age; Cher does the same, but at least Cher still looks like Cher while Madonna looks like some kind of nearly life-like doll

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  5. Thanks for the Vanity Fair cover, Bob. It is perfection. I was so very disappointed in Time magazine's choice.

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    1. In a world of Time magazines be a Vanity Fair!

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  6. Those GOP white males look as though they've picked the most gormless men around.

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  7. PS - Donald Duck has a library? I thought he couldn't read? Perhaps Barron has to read the Cat in the Hat to daddy every night before he can go to sleep.

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    1. Oh, it'll be his "Presidential" library for after he's out of office, though I imagine he'll just pocket the money since, yes, he doesn't read.

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  8. Ok, so Mads and I may have to talk about Denis, but yeah.
    And Carlos keeps you entertained. Don't deny it! LOL

    The Repugs being openly sexist and racist?? Shocking! We all knew it was going to be the worst of the worst in those cabinets.

    As for Madge? I love her new face. If I had the money....

    XOXO

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    1. Carlos is a live show every single day!
      I just wish Madge's new face bore at least a passing resemblance to the old face!
      xoxo

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  9. ABC (owned by the Mouse) caved, then WaPo caved, then the LA Times caved.... How much uglier will it get? I shudder to think. The Felon hasn't taken his (false) oath of office, and he's already running things.

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    1. It'll only get worse until We The People demand, via the elections of 2026, that it get better.

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  10. That political cartoon about school shootings says it all.

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  11. Cleora Borealis11:14 AM

    πŸ™€ Yikes! I'm sorta glad Tuxedo isn't around to see this news this week!!
    "MINNEAPOLIS - A federal judge on Monday approved a motion from Derek Chauvin’s legal team to analyze heart tissue and fluid samples from George Floyd’s autopsy to see whether Floyd may have died from a heart condition."
    The argument is that Chauvin had ineffective counsel because a rando doctor called the defense attorney, Eric Nelson, and said Floyd probably suffered from [long medical term] and the attorney never looked into it!! Yah, you murdering cop, that's why you don't cut off a guy's air for 9 minutes! Because he might have an underlying medical condition...Like. Needing. Air. To. Breathe, Asshole!! 🀬🀬
    Anyway, Tuxedo Rocks!! 🫢😻

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    1. Derek Chauvin is a murderer, plain and simple.
      And Tuxedo would tear him to bits!

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  12. Go on Matty! Spill ALLLL the tea!

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    1. It'd be nice to see the GOP pervs scrambling to save their asses!

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  13. Anonymous12:18 PM

    the dog's mother
    (Vanity Fair)
    xoxo :-)

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  14. I was never a Madonna fan and she was far prettier in the before photo. I think that of most women who have had plastic surgery and Botox.
    Vanity Fair got it right, the GOP got it very, very wrong. Though I do hear the Democrats and especially Nancy Pelosi got it wrong on AOC.

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    1. I like Madge years back but then she lost her mind and thought that surgeries and Botox and chemical peels and veneers would make her seem relevant and young when what they actually do is make her look ridiculous and old.

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  15. 100 percent on ABC having zero credibility and now he is going after other media outlets that made him sad like the Des Moines Register. No bueno, ABC. You kind of suck for doing that. Bluesky kind of nailed it.

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    1. I heard that ABC caved because they're owned by Disney so it's not JSUT ABC News, and that newspapers, like the Des Moines Register, can fight back.
      It just makes it clearer as to where we need to get out news and it's not ABC, CNN or Fox.

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  16. Will the gun laws ever change? It seems not, as those who support them are powerful. Surely the right to bear arms should not encompass semi-automatic weapons? What is wrong with people?

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    1. The right keeps playing that old line that the left is coming for your guns even though that has never ever happened.
      We actually live in a country with more guns than people.

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  17. Trump Presidential Library? Donnie doesn't read and has no intellectual curiosity, so most of it can be put in a manila envelope. Total obligation should be around $1.95. No surprise that this was a shakedown and Donnie will pocket the money.

    Will Jay

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    1. His library will consist of notes his syphilitic brain composed and they will ramble and run on and make no sense.

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  18. aussieguy5:25 PM

    Hey, at least Carlos lightened your load(s)! 😁 The orange blob is already pulling so many strings and he's not even in office. The next 4 years are going to last f-o-r-e-v-e-r...

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    1. Slightly lightened!
      And we will have a a lot of work to do once those four years are done.

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  19. Poor Madge, no more warm smiles.
    I wouldn't knock back Jovanovic if he approached me.

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    1. Frozen; she sang the song but who knew she meant her face!

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  20. Anonymous6:28 PM

    Tuxedo knows….
    he smells quite a few rats among the 119th congress’s committee leaders, and they stink more than a litter box.
    -Rj

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    1. Tuxedo sees stupid from miles away!

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  21. No color in the House Committee but I did read he tossed Hershel a token bone with an ambassadorship.

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    1. Herschel is the same as The Felon; lying POS

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  22. I like that last one, fix your effing gun laws! Sooner rather than later please.

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    1. I'm afraid it might be later or never because the gun lobby has so many politicians in their pockets.

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