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Thursday, October 10, 2024

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When Carlos was born one of his aunts gave Baby Carlos a ring, and he’s held onto it lo these many years and now he wants to know what it’s worth.


So we took it to a local jeweler who couldn’t tell us the kind of metal … maybe 14k gold … because in Mexico they don’t mark the metals. But he did tell us that the diamond in the ring is about 1/3 of a carat and worth a little more than $3,000 which was a surprise to him. On the way home Carlos said he might take the ring and make it into a nice cock ring and I said:

“Well, at least you won’t have to have it resized.”

His howler monkey screech stopped traffic.

PS This is the ring next to an actual nickel.


This Tuxedo Memory is from April 2020:

"Under lockdown, I grow bored, so I have been making a series of ‘Tuxedo Says’ posts for Facebook. He is gathering quite the following and so I thought I’d share some here."

That’s my boy.

On last week’s Graham Norton show, Demi Moore talked about her little dog, Pilaf, and how she takes him everywhere and he gets all the attention.

So much so that Dogue magazine—like Vogue but Dogue—asked to have Pilaf on the cover and here he is:

Gizmodo—a tech website—submitted a Freedom of Information Act [FOIA] request with the FTC for consumer complaints filed about The Felon’s Truth Social. People say they were signed up for mailing lists they never wanted to be on, but it’s the complaints about scams that are the most shocking, given the large sums of money involved.

One person says they lost $170,000 after initially being scammed on a different site and then meeting someone on Truth Social who claimed they could help get their money back. That turned out to be a scam as well. But more often, the victims are first contacted on Truth Social before being told to take the conversation somewhere else, like WhatsApp. Truth Social seems to be a target-rich environment for people who are easy to con.

Wait, y’all, you went on a site owned by a convicted felon and are now complaining you got scammed? Oh for the love of the Baby Cheeses, think, people, think!

Drew Stever, a transgender minister in the Evangelical Lutheran Church in California, is one of the few out transgender clergy members to be ordained by a Christian institution. Now a pastor at Hope Lutheran in Hollywood, Stever was recently featured on CBS Mornings' The State of Spirituality with Lisa Ling, using the opportunity to reflect on his journey:

"I grew up female and in the female context, and I just never felt like that worked for me. There were definitely times where [I thought], 'If I can't exist in one way, I don't want to exist at all. I would just be better off not alive.' [But] there was a moment where I woke up in the morning, and the words that came to my mind were, 'You don't have to be angry anymore.' It was almost like God just took a snowball and threw it at my face."

Always feeling a calling towards spiritual teachings, Stever attended seminary school, and ended up coming to terms with his identity during his time there. As he describes it, he went into seminary as a woman but came out "not a woman." And so to those who don't believe trans people have a place in Christianity, or that scripture denies the existence of trans people, Stever's response is:

"It's hard to relate [that] to modern day times, because it wasn't written for 2024. It was written for then. When we read in scripture that God created man and woman—yes, and God created everyone else as well."

To LGBTQ+ people who feel they've been rejected by the church, Stever would like to apologize:

"My first response is, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry that the church missed you. I would say specifically to folks of color, to people living with disabilities, to LGBTQ people—you are good. Nothing is wrong with you. You are good and you don't need the church to tell you that."

It’s like I always say, God is love, and if you don’t believe in God, then maybe just Love is love.

Speaking of Good Christians, Dolly Parton partnered with several Sevier County attractions and Walmart to make a significant donation to Hurricane Helene flood relief.

Parton announced she was making a $1 million donation to the Mountain Ways Foundation, a nonprofit dedicated to providing immediate assistance to Hurricane Helene flood victims. And, on top of that, Parton’s East Tennessee businesses, Dollywood Parks & Resorts, Dolly Parton’s Stampede, and Pirates Voyage Dinner & Show, and the Dollywood Foundation, matched her donation, bringing the total contributions made to Mountain Ways $2 million.

Of note, I have yet to hear of one of those megachurch pastors donating to victims of Helene … Osteen? Osteen? Anyone? So, if you choose to call yourself a Christian, be a Dolly Christian and not a Joel Christian.

I do not know what it is about bald men but I do find a great many of them to be scorchingly hot.

And now, speaking of Hurricane Helene, this past week 35 Republicans voted against FEMA funding and eight are up for reelection:

John Barrasso, Wisconsin.

Marsha Blackburn, Tennessee.

Kevin Cramer, North Dakota.

Ted Cruz, Texas.

Deb Fischer, Nebraska.

Josh Hawley, Missouri.

Rick Scott, Florida.

Roger Wicker, Mississippi.

VOTE.THEM.OUT.

Martiño Rivas López, AKA Martiño Rivas, AKA Martin Rivas, is a 39-year-old Spanish actor; so, Would You Hit It, and if so, under which name?

40 comments:

  1. Carlos will get even, someday, somehow.

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  2. As Milton ravaged Central FL, where my siblings and I have an inherited condo, I wondered how many mega-churches offered up as shelters. I know, how silly of me!
    Lara and MTG should join forces. That might add up to an 1/8 of a brain.

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    1. Mega-churches aren't about helping ... unless it's helping their so-called pastors get a new car or another house.

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    2. Or another jet....

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  3. Lmaoooo
    Poor Carlos! Hey at least he's got that diamond...
    And scams? In a website created by and for a scammer? Full of scammers and gullible, stupid people who believe Cheeto is their lord and savior? I'm SHOCKED!
    Now on to that bald man: Yes. Twice a day.

    XOXO

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    1. He did find out that the stone was worth a pretty penny!
      And everytime I see an attractive bald man my mind goes straight to Dirtyville!
      xoxo

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  4. Why do politicians vote against legislation that is for the good of their constituents? Because they are in thrall to the orange blob whose ability to lie and his hypocrisy makes the Prince of Darkness look like a newcomer to the game.

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    1. They have little to no backbone, little to no common sense and little to no concern for anyone other than themselves.

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    2. Because they believe they can successfully blame it on the Democrats. And that's usually the case because their constituents are too dumb or too lazy to go look up the voting records.

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    3. And that's the scary thing.

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  5. Anonymous10:50 AM

    the dog's mother
    (Carlos) (Tuxedo always)
    xoxo :-)

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    1. The punim on that cat!!!!
      xoxo

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  6. Cleora Borealis11:00 AM

    Poor Carlos, livin' with Bob the Relentless!! 🤭 Itty-bitty Pilaf in the cover of "Dogue" 👏 My mind is reeling from the number of jokes I immediately thought of about a guy with a lap o' bananas! All of them end with a safety message to be careful not to slip on the peels! 🤪 And the ultimate classic photo of Tuxedo...that boy had a side-eye I can only dream of giving!! 😻

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    1. Carlos is so used to my sense of humor that most of the time ... MOST OF THE TIME ... he is unfazed!
      Peel a banana takes on a whole new meaning, eh?
      Tuxedo took no prisoners!

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  7. Bobulah, maybe Carlos was thinking about gifting you the ring for your anniversary, hmmm? Betcha that never crossed your mind, huh?
    El Gato Guapo is always a pleasure.
    Is Dogue a real thing? If not, it should be!

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    1. Well, he didn't say the cock ring was for me, he said he wanted it .....
      And Dogue is an actual dog magazine~!

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  8. For the love of the fattest bassets, you bookended this post with straight fire, Bob. I laughed at the Tales of Carlos and then closed it out with a big chuckle from the tweet of the week.

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    1. I like a good laugh when I can get one; glad you got it, too!

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  9. Poor Carlos. You need to remind him that size isn’t everything. I have a perfect .6 carat diamond ring (from an earring belonging to my great-grandmother) in a platinum setting (that my mother had made for it) that I was told here in town 7 years ago was worth €600 and the shop would give me €300 or a €600 credit for anything in the shop. I held on to it. Maybe I should check again (somewhere else).

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    1. I saw the look on Carlos' face as soon as the phrase left his mouth and he knew I was coming for him!

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  10. Now, let’s have a banana eating contest!

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  11. aussieguy1:27 PM

    I’m guessing the sofa will be quite comfortable for awhile…Drew Steven? ❤️ What a colossal waste of bananas! Tuxedo looks like he overheard your comment to Carlos!

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    1. Carlos knew that as soon as he said his remark, I'd be coming for him and he laughed harder than I did!
      Tuxedo Side Eye™!

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  12. Martiño Rivas López!!!!! Good thing Nymphia Wind isn't here. She'd be after his banana!!!!!!

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    1. I'd forgotten her obsession with the banana!

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  13. You should have received a hard bitch slap from Carlos and had all favours withdrawn for a month.
    Dolly being wonderful, as she always is.
    There is something about bald men. I was told they feature strongly in the FB group, Mean Looking Blokes.
    Rivas is ok. A little statistical information could sway me.

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    1. Carlos gets my horrid humor, though a bitch slap might be fun!
      Dolly is what all so-called Christians should aspire to be.
      I may have to look for baldies on Facebook ....
      Martin is 5'10" and 39 years old.

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  14. I laughed so hard at the cock ring story that I almost peed myself. To make up for it, you and Carlos can send the ring to me. I love the Tuxedo says post from Facebook. I'm already doing what I can to remove Skeletor (Rick Scott) from the senate. I mailed my ballot in with my vote for Debbie Murcasel-Powell and I donated to her campaign.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. Ah, laughing until you pee is about the greatest compliment ever!! Thank you, and glad I could make that happen for you????
      Tuxedo had a lot to say ...
      Sounds like you weathered the storm; good news!!
      xoxo

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  15. I cannot believe you said that to Carlos!! My eyes just about popped out of my head! No wonder he let out a howler monkey screech. I bet right now he is planning payback. It's a beautiful little ring. When I saw it I got out some of my rings and measured against an Australian five cent piece, same size.
    What exactly does FEMA stand for? I've forgotten if I ever knew it in the first place.
    I love Dolly Parton but she's beginning to look like she needs a burger and fries so a puff of wind won't blow her away.

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    1. I'd never seen a ring that small and when he said what he said, well, my mind went right for the evil joke!
      FEMA is the Federal Emergency Management Agency.
      Dolly is a tiny little thing; I think without heels she barely tops five feet ... I just checked: 5'0'!

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  16. I've never heard anyone say anything bad about Dolly. She's just such class. I was pretty certain she would be donating, being as she's from Tennessee but I know she has also started a children's books charity over in the UK (amongst other things, I'm sure). Can't say enough good about her! And after what you said to Carlos, I'm surprised you weren't wearing that ring round your back teeth. I'm guessing being as you were driving it saved you (this time)!

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    1. Dolly is an angel.
      I'm lucky Carlos is used to my crazy sense of humor.

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  17. It's a darn good thing that Carlos loves you. Lovely ring whatever use he makes of it.
    If more Christians were like Drew and Dolly, I might never have lost what little faith I held. As for bald guys, I met one on my most recent cruise - good looking on the outside, ugly on the inside. Good thing you've got Carlos.
    The Trump family, in-laws, out-laws, all of them are repeated and practiced liars and cheats.

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    1. I'm with you about Drew and Dolly.
      I do have a thing for hot bald men, though Carlos has a full head of hair and he knows I'm just window shopping!

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