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Saturday, July 08, 2023

Snarky Thoughts

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills “star” Dorit Kemsley has been sued by Natalie Vanderstay, a private nurse, who claims Kemsley stiffed her after she helped the reality “star” recover from a plastic surgery procedure:

“[Dorit] had plastic surgery and hired my services for day and overnight care; to monitor and assess her pain, administration of medications and treatments as directed per her physician's orders. As well as address all her medical needs and concerns. I submitted an invoice to [Dorit] after my services were completed and [Dorit] has refused to pay me.”

The nurse showed up to court but Dorit did not and now the nurse has demanded Dorit appear in court with her financial records to help Vanderstay figure out how to collect on the debt.

My Thought: Maybe Dorit did show up in court, but with her new face no one knew it was her—those are three of her faces up top.

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When the news broke that MAGAt Pat Sajak was retiring and leaving Wheel of Fortune, my first thought was “Is that show still on?” But it is, and some folks were more concerned  with what would happen to Vanna White and now we know that her role will be cut from the show soon, too.

My Thought: Vanna was a mindless, voiceless prop in an evening gown who pretended to reveal the letters on TV’s version of hangman and was paid $3 million a year. It’s called cost-cutting.

My Thought, Part Two: It appears that Vanna’s job of pointing at letters might be saved as the producers of Wheel announced that Vanna’s male counterpart, Ryan Seacrest, will be the new host and he’ll be so awful they need Vanna around to keep the older viewers watching.

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Word has come that Lisa Marie Presley’s daughter Riley Keough has paid her grandmother, Priscilla, a million-and-a-half dollars to drop her bid to be co-trustee of her late daughter’s estate, but Keough did put an end to Priscilla’s demand to be buried next to Elvis at Graceland.

My Thought: I guess we all know that Priscilla’s price to skip sharing an eternal resting place with Elvis is $1.4M, but maybe, if she plays her cards right, for a couple of hundred bucks she can be interred next to any number of Elvis impersonators in Las Vegas.

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Speaking of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Dorit’s "co-star," Kyle Richards and her husband of 27 years have announced they are separating. They released the usual statement that there are no third parties involved—Kyle’s husband Mauricio has long been accused of cheating … once with the aforementioned Dorit—but now it appears that Kyle is the one having the affair with female singer Morgan Wade. Kyle had been seen recently without her wedding ring—clue #1 in telling the world your marriage is over—but Mauricio appeared on a podcast to dispel that rumor:

“The other day I think she had a story come out where she was photographed coming out of the gym without her ring. I’m like, she went to the f**king gym, like, she’s not wearing her ring, okay?”

My Thought: Sounds plausible, but it doesn’t explain while Kyle and Morgan are now wearing matching rings.

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18 comments:

  1. I've heard of Elvis, and vaguely recall someone called Priscilla, but the rest of this crowd are z-listers at best. Anne-Marie would have been disgusted with the lot of them.

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  2. Priscilla looks like her mouth is about to implode. Poor thing. To look like a marionette. I her she's in there's a bio pic about Wayland Flowers and Madame in the works where she plays Madame. As for the HouseWhores - who cares? Though I will watch the episode where they join forces and cannibalize Andy Cohen on live television.

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    1. Priscilla needs to stop before she's hired for the next Joker movie.
      I'd like to see the housewives rip Andy to shreds on TV!

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  3. Maybe Priscilla can get around that burial agreement by being cremated and scattered on Elvis's grave instead?

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  4. So, Dorit went from Human to plastic. And isn't Vanna just about ready for Social Security? My thoughts on Priscilla: she's out lived Elvis and his daughter, there's something in the bloodline, so she might outlive Riley, too.

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    1. Dorit is looking more like Khloe Kardastrophe, but Priscilla must have that plastic surgeon that does The Joker.

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  5. Anonymous11:39 AM

    the dog's mother
    Gracious - the Elvis story - beyond crazy!
    xoxo :-)

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  6. Luckily, I don't know who any of these people are...except Vanna and Priscilla. I too had no idea Wheel was still on outside nursing homes, and that Priscilla apparently has a plastic surgery issue.

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    1. Priscilla used to be a beautiful woman and now she's a cartoon villain.

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  7. with Kyle, I think the idea is to finally get her a storyline on her show. .....but IF Mauricio is in need of a distraction.........{call me}

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    1. Rumor has it that Mauricio has a wandering peen ....

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  8. I know who some of these people are. Vanna White’s seeming value to that show has always astounded me.

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    1. I'd tap those letters for a 100K!

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  9. What's going on with Priscilla Presley's face? Is that a scar right across her lower face from earlobe to mouth to opposite earlobe?

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    1. I think it's too many cheek fillers.

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