Lord, One Percent problems.
Salma Hayek is married to François-Henri Pinault,
a French billionaire who made his billions by being the spawn of a French
billionaire; he inherited Daddy’s company, Kering, which owns luxury brands
like Gucci, Yves Saint Lauren, and Balenciaga.
Salma and François-Henri have been married since 2009, and,
during an appearance on Dax Shepard’s podcast, Armchair
Expert, she
said she doesn’t care that some people think she married him for his $43.4.
billion: “You know the thing is that in pictures you cannot begin to
guess the magic in him. He’s made me become a much better person, and grow in
such a good, healthy way. And, you know, when I married him, everybody said,
‘Oh, it’s arranged marriage, she married him for the money.’ I’m like, ‘Yeah,
whatever, bitch. Think what you want.’ 15 years together, and we are strong in
love. And I don’t even get offended, I’m like, yeah, whatever.” Salma has said she believes there’s discrimination against
rich men and that not all of them are bad, materialistic, or people
undeserving of their wealth.
Dear goddess, is she suggesting that rich people have harder
lives than poor people? I don’ t think Salma married him because he’s rich, but
he might have married her for those breasts, and not for her brains because,
again, she’s an idiot who believes we should pity the rich.
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salma is not aging well. bet the boobs are plastic-stuffed.
ReplyDeletethe rest of the garbage can STFU right fucking now!
Only $500 for that heating pad? It must be the cheapest thing on the GOOP website!
ReplyDeleteSurprising that Britney Spears is
ReplyDeleteback in the news. Old times.
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Apology be damned, Chris Harrison needs to stay gone. We know who you are now bro.
ReplyDeleteAs someone who has had ME/Chronic fatigue (CFS) for over 30 years I can say that Long-Covid symptoms are very like those of ME/CFS and are caused by the same thing - catching a virus.
ReplyDeleteIt seems that claiming to have had Covid very early on is fashionable nowadays; quite a number of people I know are claiming that they had it back in January-March 2019. My sister-in-law thinks she had it in December 2018 and I believe her because there is a trail that leads back to China (my niece holidayed in Japan in November 2018 and among the group she travelled with was a a Chinese girl just arrived from China). My niece was not too well when she returned to the UK and then a couple of weeks later my sister-in-law was in A&E for several nights with symptoms that were unknown then but are now known to be those of Covid. Other people who make these claims do not have a backstory; Covid just came and bit them on the arse - strange that methinks.
I just heard there's a new Goop vibrator for sale. I guess it's to go with the vagina candle. What dumbasses would buy her overpriced, pretentious shit? Serves them right to give her their money, I suppose.
ReplyDeleteTimber... who? Oh, the old boy band guy who made a lot of press because he was involved in a costume malfunction.
ReplyDeleteKevin never came across as being too smart.
And I'll be honest, I didn't even get to Gwyny... I guess she's also selling dildos now.
We live in some strange times. I hope Salma is going to be OK sleeping on her bags of money and I guess the same with Gwyneth. I didn't know she was little cuckoo or maybe she is the smart one and all the people buying her shit are nuts.
ReplyDeleteGoowheneth. Is such a tooall. Not a terrible actress. But a toe-tall toooall.
ReplyDeleteSalma is actually a very smart business woman. Don't underestimate her.. and her lovely booooooze-yums.
Bachelwhore/Bachelwhorette - why am I cooreckting all spelling toodayeee? Dislike the franchise. Terrible television. Creating a pool of talentless celebs that eat up paper space in Pee-oople Magatzine. Need to go away. Forever. You know, like racism. Which the show promotes... and homophobia and misogyny. This is Amairika!
Kevin Hart. FIRE your accountants. Who is doing your books? WTF. How stupid are celoobitrees?
Okay Justin. I will believe you when you announce a co-tour with Janet. Or a duet. Or, you know... anything that actually might have helped her ca-rear. Too late. F him. Too little (which is what Britney said), too late.
Love this. Sorry I am tardy to this party. Forgive.