_____'s Giant Ego, Little Dick

I know it’s no shock how idiotic, childish, unhinged, unfit, mentally and physically, _____is as president, but even this gave me pause.

We know that _____ loves to play golf because he plays it all the time, even during a manufactured national emergency, and we all know he’s a lying narcissist, but …

If you were to visit _____ International Golf Club you would find a series of small rectangular brass plaques on his locker, recognizing him as the 1999, 2001 and 2009 club champion, and the 2012 and 2013 senior champion. But there's a new one that says he was the club champion in 2018 … while he was president!

______, who  turned 72 last year, an impressive age to win even a senior club championship, is the reigning club champion at his own _____ International course. And that most recent “win” in 2018, brings his club-championship haul—all won at clubs bearing his name, mind you—to an even 20.

But, and here’s where you might be shocked, that plaque is a lie. You see, _____ is not actually the men’s champion at the club, he’s the co-champion, though that distinction is not made on his locker plaque.

Ted Virtue, a 58-year-old CEO from New York, had actually won the 2018 club championship title alone, but after winning the championship, _____ ran into him at the club and said something like:

“The only reason you won is because I couldn’t play.”

______ cited the demands and pressures of his “job” although he did make twenty visits to that club alone in 2018. And so, because _____’s ego won’t stand a loss, he proposed a nine-hole challenge match to Virtue, winner-takes-the-title.

Virtue said yes; _____won. And then _____ said to Virtue something like:

“This isn’t fair — we’ll be co-champions.”

Except that the only reason there was a match between the two is because the childish Toddler-In-Chief who owns the club, basically demanded a rematch, even though Virtue was the clear winner.

But _____ wanted that plaque on his locker so … coerce, lie, cheat; just like the White House. I mean it's not enough to be the effing President of the United States, he wants to be a golf champion at the clubs he owns.

Here's the "champion"golfing ... look at his, um, form!