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The other night while having dinner we could hear the young
kids that live in the house behind us playing and yelling in the yard. It’s
been several years since their family moved in and Carlos noted that one of the
boys’ voice had deepened since those first times we’d heard them while the
younger son still had a high-pitched scream. I told Carlos he still had that howler monkey shriek and
could out-wail that little boy any day of the week; he screamed “I do not have
a howler money voice” so loudly he broke three windows in the kitchen. Okay, maybe he didn’t break them but you could actually see
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This episode of Cats is from April 2012 …  This is the Smallville version of Neighborhood Watch featuring Consuelo and Tuxedo.  And here we have MaxGoldberg and Tuxedo, not as much Yin-and-Yang as it is Yin-and-Yin. |
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Erika Kirk still crying and railing and raising coins about
people making jokes about her racist dead husband. I get it, he’s your husband,
but why the Walmart knockoff version of Janet Jackson's Rhythm Nation drag? Now that’s offensive. |
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This is the wildest thing I ever saw … cakes in the cake
aisle looking at cakes. Happy to help indeed! |
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Stop what you’re doing right now and Google why chainsaws
were invented. No, seriously, go … now … Google. You’re welcome. |
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Speaking of Charlie Kirk, I learned this week that he had a
hot sauce he’d been marketing, though it’s only available at ONE store in
Naples, Florida. But it gave me an idea: with Boebert officially declared a
loser maybe she should market the Boebert Dry Rub.* *stolen from Facebook |
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American taxpayers reportedly coughed up nearly $100,000 for
Ivanka’s recent birthday getaway. The president’s daughter-wife-lover, whose
fortune is estimated at between $50 million and $100 million, while her combined worth with her grifter husband is roughly $1B ... hope she has a prenup ... visited Morocco
for her 45th birthday late last month and taxpayers were charged $93,000 for
Secret Service agents to stay at two five-star hotels in advance of Ivanka’s
trip to Marrakech. Who are the real welfare queens in this country? |
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Giuseppe Futia is from Italy, but moved to Los Angeles to study acting, but was discovered by a modeling agency first and is now handling dual careers; a busy man but Would You Hit It?  |
But now I'm confused. Do I pick the Sticky Buns, or the Honey Buns... and I'm wondering what the Nutty Buddy is like? But classic cake is always the best choice of the day I think.
ReplyDeleteTis a conundrum!!!
DeleteI looked up chainsaw - thank you for that!!
ReplyDeleteI was terrified.
DeleteGo forward two years. I hope it will see a Democrat back in The White House... but if the worst was to happen, which would you prefer? President Rubio or President Hegseth? Maybe you'd pick the wildcard - President Kushner?
ReplyDeleteI vote None of Them.
DeleteI will work hard for a Democrat to win that office, too.
Hedgebreath may be too thick to even know what were the Nuremberg Trials were, let alone the results. One day he might come to regret suggesting public executions. But Rubio has rather more brain tissue than the Secretary of Prancing About (not difficult) and must surely know what the future holds for him. In neither case is it the chair at the Resolute desk.
ReplyDeleteNeither one of those men, after what they've done for LameDonaldDuck, should ever hold political office.
DeleteI typed in "why was" and Google completed the chainsaw. LOL. Then I read and ... Yikes!
ReplyDeleteKegsbreath just keeps serving up crap. Yesterday's exhibit was thoroughly disgusting. He does nothing but show disrespect to the military and especially to veterans. If he can't be held accountable here, he should be grabbed and turned over to the Hague.
Scary chainsaw!!!
DeleteThe DUI Hire doesn't give a flying fuck about soldiers and the military; it's about power over people and pushing his Nazi agenda.
Bob, what were "three widows" doing in your kitchen when Carlos shrieked?? ;)
ReplyDeleteAre you picking on my misspelling?
DeleteWait.
ReplyDeleteAre those cakes from Wally World? Because I never shop there, but these cakes would make me roam aisle after aisle…
Also, eff that Kirk widow. Grifters are gonna grift. While we’re at it, eff Ivanka also.
XOXO
Great cakes, but fuck the grifters. I'd like that on a t-shirt!
Deletexoxo
Oh, you and Carlos!!
ReplyDeleteNever a dull moment!
DeleteBetween Carlos rattling the kitchen panes, cakes shopping in the cake aisle, and the Boebert Dry Rub, you outdid yourself today, Bob! I followed your advice and Googled the history of chainsaws—pure nightmare fuel, so thanks for that!
ReplyDeleteSorry about the chainsaw but I felt if that freaked me out, I need others to feel that terror!
DeleteRe. the chainsaw: Dear God!
ReplyDeleteRight?
Deletethe dog's mother
ReplyDelete(Carlos) (kitties)
xoxo :-)
Sweet Jesus, I really didn't need the chainsaw this morning. I can't imagine any woman surviving that!
ReplyDeleteI hope those two follow orders right of the cliff! Along with their Dear Leader.
Scary AF!!!
DeleteOff a cliff or into jail ....
So now I'm sorry I looked into why chainsaws were created because the knowing has created a cringeworthy physical reaction in my nether region. Make it stop!
ReplyDeleteI had the same reaction, go figure!
DeleteSome of us have the same reaction to the sound of chainsaws as we do when we hear the music from the film Jaws.
ReplyDeleteGiuseppe is very fine indeed, and what a nice warm smile.
He's delightful!
DeleteOK! I want to go on record as saying that I WILL NEVER EVER GOOGLE SOMETHING WHEN YOU TELL ME TO AGAIN!!! Lordy, sweetpea, I had to stop reading the explanation because it my my old lady parts clench up!!!!! LOL As to the rest of this post, how the hell do cheecks get that high and tight???? xoxo
ReplyDeleteAs instructed, I went to google and learned about chainsaws, quite enlightening, thank you. People with that much money should pay from their own pockets for security guards 😒
ReplyDeleteI'm glad Carlos didn't break those windows.
I think those "cakes" have been pumped a little.