When I was in the military, gay as all get out, one of my work colleagues friends corned me and asked if he was gay. I said no. I knew first hand that he was a #1 skirt chaser. I asked why he was asking. He responded that when he had a few beers he becomes a little friendly to the point of affectionate. What I didn't tell his friend is that the guy thought he was god's gift to women AND men. If the circumstances were right he would play. Maybe the reason for this is that his appendage was a third leg. It's kind of bad for me to tell him before going on for the night to put on underwear because he was going to kill someone with that thing. He proceeds to pull of his pants, grab a pair of underwear, put them on, zip up, and ask me if it is better. No, not gay at all. Just likes to play a little.
Lauren Bogart can go fuck herself. Unlike the Dump...Biden has already said no special treatment or breaks....all he will do is lend support. That's the difference between a Republican and a Democrat. The dump would have paid everyone and their mother to bail his crooked children out....or pardon them when there guilty as sin. Which is why the Party of ROT reinforces bad behavior.
Straight men... beer, and one of the most creative record ever made... what couldn't be more true?
ReplyDeleteWhen I was in the military, gay as all get out, one of my work colleagues friends corned me and asked if he was gay. I said no. I knew first hand that he was a #1 skirt chaser. I asked why he was asking. He responded that when he had a few beers he becomes a little friendly to the point of affectionate. What I didn't tell his friend is that the guy thought he was god's gift to women AND men. If the circumstances were right he would play. Maybe the reason for this is that his appendage was a third leg. It's kind of bad for me to tell him before going on for the night to put on underwear because he was going to kill someone with that thing. He proceeds to pull of his pants, grab a pair of underwear, put them on, zip up, and ask me if it is better. No, not gay at all. Just likes to play a little.
DeleteMaybe a wee bit gay.
DeleteDon the Con,
ReplyDeletePerfection, eh?
DeleteJamie (jannghi.blogspot.com):
ReplyDeleteThe orange cream popsicle is very true.
It is, but it ruins the popsicle for fans!
DeleteLoved every one of these! Thanks!
ReplyDeleteMy pleasure; I love finding good ones!
DeleteThese are excellent... as usual. I’d choose to be gayer!!!
ReplyDeleteRight?
DeleteSo much to love. That Boebert retort -- SNAP!
ReplyDeleteAnd YES, Solomon Georgio! I am with you!
Boebert makes it so easy.
Deletethe dog's mother
ReplyDeleteA good morning's worth of chortles!
xoxo :-)
Glad I could deliver a chortle or two!
Deletexoxo
Hahahahaha, that last one is PERFECT!
ReplyDeleteYes, that's MY choice.
DeleteLauren Bogart can go fuck herself. Unlike the Dump...Biden has already said no special treatment or breaks....all he will do is lend support. That's the difference between a Republican and a Democrat. The dump would have paid everyone and their mother to bail his crooked children out....or pardon them when there guilty as sin. Which is why the Party of ROT reinforces bad behavior.
ReplyDeleteThey, those on the Right, believe whatever they do is perfectly legal and acceptable, and whatever the left does is a crime. It's sad, the stupidity.
DeleteLove the response to Boebart. Even though I don't drink, I'd go buy something at M&M Liquors...they got it right.
ReplyDeleteGreat group of memes.
Boebert really doesn't get that every time she speaks she only makes herself look more like a fool.
DeleteOh man, I used to love dreamsickles, but now they sound nasty! MSNBC — 👍. And I love the challenge!
ReplyDeleteI love MSNBC taking no prisoners!
DeleteThe straight pride couple should have written "Fat and Ugly Pride" on their chalk board.
ReplyDeleteI also got Sad and Angry Pride!
DeleteStraight men, beer....haha.
ReplyDeleteThey say beer turns a straight man gay!
DeleteWe all invade Poland tomorrow. 6am sharp, Murica time
ReplyDeleteCan we reschedule for around 10AM? I need a couple extra hours of sleep before any invasion.
DeleteGood ones today. Laughed at the Republicans Challenge, have no doubt at all that NONE would try this. Love the Sesame Street one.
ReplyDeleteThe Republicans are all talk no action ...
DeleteA day late, but these are perfect! xoxo
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