This is Dogs V Cats from March 2020 …
Excerpts from Ozzo's Diary:
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
Excerpts from Tuxedo's diary:
Day 983 of my captivity...
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or
some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly
clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to
disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had
hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates
what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about
what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards. There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in
solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the
noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power
of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors
by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow ... from the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog
receives special privileges. He is regularly released--and seems to be more
than willing to return. He is obviously an idiot. The bird has got to be an
informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain
that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for
him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now... |
I am reading a book titled "Human-ish". The author describes how, given the chance, your cats would eat you. When a dog licks your face, they are not kissing you, they are checking how you taste. Your description of the cats thought process, is very likely.
ReplyDeleteA mixture of smiles and astonishment in your post today. How can one person's life be so much more important than another's?
ReplyDeleteThe Fake President has become incredibly rich during his second term in office so why doesn't he pay up the relatively small amount of money he owes to E Jean Carroll? After all, he has reached the very end of the line when it comes to legal appeals so how on earth can he get away with not paying up? $5.8 million is as nothing to the world's biggest grifter and E Jean Carroll is an old lady. She could do with the dough.
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xoxo :-)
2/3 of SCOTUS is NOT fit for purpose and at least 1/2 of that 2/3 fails to act appropriately; anyone would think they were con artists not senior judges.
ReplyDeleteIt's a yes to Guille. You forgot to mention how the Supreme Court's only Oreo wrote a 91 page dissent. I find it amazing that one man can have so much hatred towards his own race.
ReplyDeleteI can’t imagine what it must be like for Sonia Sotomayor, Elena Kagan, and Ketanji Brown Jackson. But thank the goddess they’re there to do what they can. When it comes to leftovers, Carlos and SG is exact opposites. And SG was NOT brought up in a well-to-do family. Go figure. I’m sorry old Hot Cakes finds it too hot to do anything. But I’ll be right over and he doesn’t have to do a thing.
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