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Last weekend we did a massive cleanup in the house after having the floors replaced; plus it was hot as literal Hell on Sunday so we got to stay inside with the AC!!

We each had our tasks and I took care of the fireplace, cleaning everything on the mantel, every on the hearth, the painting above the mantel, and the candles and candle-holder inside the fireplace. When I was done Carlos asked if I cleaned the fireplace; and I said, Yes, and he then asked:

“The mantel? The hearth? The painting? The tchotchkes on the mantel? The bricks? The candles and candle holder inside the fireplace?”

“The only thing I didn’t clean was the chimney because I am going to have it removed and shoved up your ass.”

Cleaning is cathartic.

PS That’s the new floor in the kitchen and the dining room; the dining room chairs and artwork are out of the room until the shoe-molding goes in.

This Tuxedo Tale is from February 2010 and entitled SNOWville, Day 2

I know we didn't have SNOWmageddon or a SNOWpocalypse, but this is big news for Smallville, er, SNOWville, as we usually get a one-day dusting of snow each year. Of course, everything came to a standstill; schools and businesses closed before the snow even fell, but it sure makes the town, and our house, look pretty.

Even better, this was Tuxedo's first experience with snow and, well, I'm not sure he liked it.

Oy, that punim!

Republicans have passed $70,000,000,000 for the ICEstapo and $0 to make your life more affordable. Think about that as election gets closer.

As a good citizen of Camden I made it my mission to follow this man all through the grocery store on suspicion of stealing watermelons by shoving then down his jeans.

I offered to do a strip search and check but apparently there was already a long line of volunteers.

You’re welcome.

Iran gets $350 billion from the US to fix what we destroyed in Cankles war and is keeping their nuclear program.

That was worth it!

PS And he’s still threatening more bombs for a war that has been over and won 38 times already.

In honor of Straight Pride we have highlighted of the states in red where heterosexuals have been persecuted with laws banning straight marriage and straight sex and straight people are forced into straight conversion therapy.

That’s all.

In 2015 Cankles ran on the promise of draining the swamp. In 2026 he decided to have the reflecting pool between the Lincoln Memorial and Washington Monument painted blue like a swimming pool. Trouble was the blue lining heated the water and filled the reflecting  pool with algae.

So, for $14 million of our money he actually created a swamp!

The average lifespan of a female screwworm fly is 10 to 30 days; once they lay eggs in an open wound on an animal they hatch and the maggots feed for 7 days before dropping to the ground, burrowing into the soil and emerging as adult flies.

So then, dearest GOP, tell me how can the first screwworm case detected in the US on day 498 of the Cankles Regime be Joe Biden’s fault?

I’ll wait …

French-born Rayan Ricci is a multi-hyphenate talent reshaping the space where fashion, identity, and storytelling intersect which is all very nice but Would You Hit It?