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Thursday, December 04, 2025

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Work on the kitchen goes on; we are awaiting the delivery of the specialty tile I ordered so we can get the hood installed and the light up, but our contractor Craig was here this week installing all the knobs. He had a “management” question so naturally I was summoned from the office to the kitchen to discuss the issue, but first Craig apologized:

“I would have been done sooner but Carlos keeps coming out here and bothering me.”

“I’m sorry.”

“Why are you sorry?”

“He was bugging me in the office so I kept sending him out here!”

And Carlos chimes in:

“I can hear you, you know.”

Oh, we know …

This Tuxedo Says is from June 2021, but is just as relevant today:

With all these state legislatures trying to pass these voter suppression bills, they are the perfect place to start voting out the RepubliQAnons.

That cat was onto something even back then!

The Cankles Regime has stopped commemorating December 1 as World AIDS Day. The US has honored that day every year since 1988 but no longer.

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TheThThe Regime has  drastically cut federal funding for HIV prevention worldwide and an estimated 127,073 adult and 13,527 infant deaths have been caused by the effects of HIV/AIDS due to Cankles’ cuts in funding for the President’s Emergency Plan for AIDS Relief [PEPFAR], a program that has saved an estimated 25 to 26 million lives since its inception in 2003.

Fuck Cankles.

I recently read that Jennifer Lopez was paid $2 million to perform at a billionaire’s star-studded wedding in India.

I’ve said this about Taylor Swift and the same holds true for Jell-O … she could give a free concert in my kitchen and I still wouldn’t go.

Starbucks will pay about $38 million to more than 15,000 workers in what officials are calling the largest worker protection settlement in New York City history after the company denied thousands of workers stable schedules and cut their hours arbitrarily.

The bosses make millions and then fucks their employees.

Don’t go to Starbucks. Ever.

In Washington DC two members of the National Guard, Army Specialist Sarah Beckstrom and Air Force Staff Sgt. Andrew Wolfe were shot over the weekend and Beckstrom died from her wounds.

Instantly Cankles ordered 500 more National Guard members into DC but when children are shot in a school nothing happens.

Let that sink in ...

Anyone who invested $12,500 in the Slovenian Hooker’s meme coin scheme at its peak, not has $118 left.

I could feel sorry for those people, but if they believed that anyone in that family would make them rich gets what they got.

Jinkx Monsoon will star as Judy Garland in the revival of Peter Quilter's End of the Rainbow musical and Friends of Dorothy AKA The Gays, as well as Friends of Jinkx couldn't be more excited.

Monsoon, clearly the biggest winner of RuPaul’s Drag Race, has done everything from playing Matron Mama Morton in Chicago, Audrey in Little Shop of Horrors, Ruth in Pirates! The Penzance Musical, and Mary Todd Lincoln in Oh, Mary! and says approach to playing Garland will be different:

"I know people know me for impressions and imitations—but I'm thrilled for this chance to explore beyond the laughter and into the heart of why we still think so much about Judy today. Her tale is one that we can't forget, especially as women in entertainment are still fighting for autonomy and agency in their own careers. I'm ready to bring new aspects of her story to the stage, and to share what I find so tragically beautiful about her life.”

Monsoon Season comes to England from May 15 through June 21, 2026, at the Soho Theatre.

If we are at war, then DUI Hire Pete Hegseth is a war criminal. And if we are not at war then Pete Hegseth is a murderer and draft dodging Cankles is his accomplice.

Jakob Jokerst is a Germany model discovered at age 16; since then he quickly made a name for himself in the fashion industry and expanded into the strange new occupation, social media influencer, so now, at age 26 … Would You Hit It?





23 comments:

  1. "she could give a free concert in my kitchen and I still wouldn’t go" -- hahahahahaha!

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  2. As someone who deals with contractors, you should leave them alone when they're working; chitchat costs $$$. The Indians must have been desperate. And Republicans have been trying to fuck the ACA since it was born.

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    1. He's our contractor but is also a friend and is not charging us by the minute.

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  3. I try to arrange contractors visit when him indoors is on the ocean blue. That way the poor sods don't get to be told how to do their own jobs, jobs which him indoors has never had to do for a living.

    Plus those super rich idiots around the world should settle for a private celebration with close family and perhaps 10 of their besties, not 1,000+. The money saved could be used to feed the starving around the world.

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    1. Heck, it could've saved the starving right there in India.

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    2. Sadly, the 1% care more about their lavish lifestyle than starving people.

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  4. 🤣 The Craig and Carlos show is just as funny as the Bob and Carlos show. Not so funny is the thought of my not going to Starbucks …. ever. Already aware baristas don’t get a fair shake, I always leave a tip. I’ll compromise by going less frequently.

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    1. I always get coffee from one of our two locally owned shops.
      Carlos and Craig ARE a riot!

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  5. Hahaha I bet Carlos can hear the drop of a pin.
    And you know the Repgs want to destroy anything and everything Obama did because they're super jealous. And they're bastards who thrive in misery. The misery of others, that is.
    And OF COURSE Jakob could.

    XOXO

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    1. He acts like he can, but I think it's just an act!
      The Black man did good things for the people and the right racists can't handle it!
      Jakob definitely could!
      xoxo

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  6. Oh, Tuxedo knew what the deal was ... prescient, too.
    Starbucks coffee is bitter and acidic - I never touch the stuff.
    No gay DRAG artist did (does) Judy like Jim Bailey did. The man was A. Maz. Ing.

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    1. I will stick with my Jinkx because she slayed me!
      Bailey was the first, though, to be sure!

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  7. Poor Carlos, the spud in a game of hot potato!

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    1. Cleora Borealis11:16 AM

      🤣 Good one, Deedles! 👍

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  8. Your kitchen updates and the Carlos commentary made me laugh, it is such a familiar kind of chaos when a project is almost done but not quite. Take care, Bob, and keep fighting the good fight.

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  9. Cleora Borealis11:41 AM

    🤬 Most people who have millions and billions of dollars...shouldn't! Why did they want to amass it in the first place? Just to fritter it away irresponsibly?! MAGAts prove every day that wasting money is just as easy when you don't have much money at all!! Rich people with no sense (or taste) feel special because they pay to be close to the other rich people who aren't worth anything. MAGAts without much money feel special because they paid to be "close" to the rich grifters who aren't worth spit as people! 🤩 "Ooh, I have never/will never meet Melanoma, but I helped pay for that [ugly nightmare] designer dress she [stuffed her aging fleshpot into] wore yesterday!" 🤢💩🤡

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  10. Cleora Borealis11:42 AM

    🫣 Oops! 😺 On the other hand, Tuxedo Rocks!! 😻🤘

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  11. Another day of peaceful karma in the Bobn'Carlos household. How lovely it must be to live in The Land of the Free... not a care in the world.

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  12. Anonymous11:52 AM

    the dog's mother
    (Carlos) (Tuxedo always)
    xoxo :-)

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  13. The shooting of children is clearly not important or worrying at all - what a strange world the Orange One lives in.

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