Bobservations

We are currently in the process of designing our new kitchen and there were some changes made to the island. Now, our island is not one of those mammoth things with seating for eight, it’s just a space to drop groceries when you come in from the garage, or a good spot to prep for dinner.

The original island had bookshelves at one end and a wine rack at the other—the house was built in the early 70s which explains the wine rack—and a cupboard for platters and sheet pans in the middle section along with a junk drawer. The new island will have trash and recycling bins in one end, three drawers in the middle, with a space for platters and sheet pans and a junk drawer at the end.

The one change? The cupboard that holds the sheets pans will be in the opposite side from the current one and Carlos thinks that walking from one side of the island to the other—accomplished without the need for a passport—and perhaps two, maybe three steps was too far. So I demonstrated the distance … one step around the corner, one step across the end of the island and one step at the other corner.

And he still says it’s too far … I can’t, I just can’t.

This is what was on Tuxedo’s mind in December 2020: Every time The Felon tries to discredit the election, and loses, Joe wins again! And Tuxedo, and I, were living for it.

Canelo Álvarez, a Mexican professional boxer who has held multiple world championships in four weight classes has just turned down a $10M deal to promote Tesla at his next fight and called out Leon Skum:

“I will NEVER promote your Teslas. It’s because of rich men like you my Mexican people are targeted like animals. I won’t back a brand that profits on anti-Mexican racism.”

And that’s the Resistance.

PS Don't get me started on Hot Ginger Latino!

The other day Mitchell put up on his blog a very special shirt—see it HERE—and that very same day I found a coffee cup that goes with it. I’ll save you the crick in your neck and turn the cup for you:

Nothing like cakes slathered in a rich chocolate ganache to nibble on after a delightful meal … ami rite?

This Bitch is Andy Ogle who, after Zohran Mamdani won the New York City Mayoral primary, Tweeted this:

The GOP doesn’t even care when their racism, bigotry and ignorance are on display; they think it’s a badge of courage when it’s the most un-American thing you could do.

Here’s a little education for y’all … if this regime can deny due process to those people who are ALLEGEDLY here unlawfully, then ICE can grab you, allege you are not a citizen and deport you without a hearing. And if you think just because you can prove you are a citizen, you are missing the point: without due process who will you prove it to? Where will you show your proof?

A right to a hearing protects all of us.

When you have a tiny little penis and a great big gelatinous gut, you like to slap your name on everything from overpriced hotels to faux-Bibles and sneakers and now perfume:

“[The Felon] Fragrances are here. They’re called ‘Victory 45-47’ because they’re all about Winning, Strength, and Success — for men and women.”

The men’s version smells like a dirty Depends™ while the women’s cologne smells like Melanie’s flop-sweat every time Demented DonOLD tells her to come to bed.

Yours for $249 a bottle, but don’t be surprised if the bottle comes empty … it’s just like the president’s head.

Eric Guilmette is a 31-year-old actor and model originally from Massachusetts, which is nice but … Would You Hit It?