Carlos uses something called Voice Over on his phone to read
his texts and to also read emails and websites on the phone to him. The other day he got a
text and his phone told him; Carlos asked to have the text read and it was, and
then Voice Over told him he had one unread text from Bob and asked if Carlos
wanted it read.
“No.”
I was sitting in the room and told him it was a text I’d
sent a few days earlier when I was on my way to pick him up from somewhere and
he called to tell me he’d arranged a ride home. As I was on my way, I texted
back:
“I’m almost there.”
And so I picked him up and drove him home. The following week we were having some plumbing work done in
the house and I texted:
“How are the repairs going?”
He replied:
“This early?”
“What does that mean? Is Craig still working on the
plumbing?”
“Yes, but he went to Lowes to get a part.”
“Okay.”
Cut to a few hours later and Carlos texts me:
“I thought you were coming home?”
“No. I’m here until four, and then I’m coming home.”
“You told me you were coming home.”
It took me a minute to realize that since Carlos hadn’t
asked Voice Over to read him my texts from a few days earlier, the one I sent
on Saturday wasn’t read until Monday and he thought it was a new text saying:
“I’m almost there.”
We went round and round on when that text was sent and when
it was read. Technology is a good thing …
if you use it. |
LOL. That last one? That there is a perfect description of all the rethuglicans promoting Thing 45.
ReplyDeleteWhy allow foreigners to rape our women when we have homegrown rapists of our own???
Deletethe dog's mother
ReplyDelete(Carlos) (Tuxedo always)
Yes, that last one!!!
xoxo :-)
Oh that Tuxedo.
DeleteStill tugs my heart.
xoxo
JESUS H CHRIST, JOSEPH AND MARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT?!?!?!?!? WHAT??????? What in HELLL is this!!!!!!! And WHO IN FRESH HELL is buying it??????? SIGH. Bob hold my earrings and wig....Im going to slap the hell out of the designer and Crap , ERR.... CROC company!!!! CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!!! Looks stiff as a board and probably just as bad for your body!!!!!! OH MY GAWD! What next, the chaise lifts for storage of one's Croc's!!!!!!!!!! I feel unwell....the distaste.... an affront to the very delicacy of my nature.
ReplyDeleteAnd Madonna should always carry a bottle of water to wash that foot down with. She proves this is why the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
BUT I can't UNSEE THAT SOFA! THose sons of Bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm going to need my fainting chaise and a bromide....with gin.
Calm down Auntie Noxie before you have a stroke (and not the good kind)! Use your imagination. Picture that thing as something else. I certainly did. I rounded out the arms and changed the color of the thing and whammo it became an erotic sculpture of Balder Half's other half! This is an image that works for me. You can picture someone else, of course.
DeleteI hated to show that to you, but I think you need to see these things so you can work against them! And I will join you in the fight against Croc Sofas!
DeleteCalm down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The gin and the downers are helping. Finally. But my corneas are still burning. And Duchess Deedles!!!! You got my reference!!! You are a queen!
DeleteSo you don't want me to order one for you?
DeleteYay for footwear! Birkenstocks and that Croc sofa -- hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI will say, watching the show, I also noticed the Birkenstocks.
DeleteI have Voice Over on my phone and never use it because it stumbles terribly when it gets to an obscenity. Cena is... nice. Thank you for that sofa... or what ever it is. And I see so many overly whitened teeth when I work. Someone should tell these people they have a problem when their teeth are white than the urinal I piss in.
ReplyDeleteCarlos' stays away from the obscenities.
DeleteThat last one-perfection! I sat thru a cringy clip of that woman just so I could appreciate the SNL clip. Again, perfection.
ReplyDeleteI never watch the Oscars anymore. Mainly because I've rarely seen the nominated movies and I can't stand the speeches.
I would hit Mr. Griffin into next week, and he would enjoy it!
Yeah, Katie Brittle is really off the wingnut charts!
DeleteJohn Cena gave me the feels cause I really, really like big beefy bruisers. He does not take himself seriously and that's extremely sexy.
ReplyDeletePoor Mads. How do you DO that??? I just read her comment. LMAOOO
Evangenitals???
Absolutely correct.
XOXO
Cena is a big beefy LGBTQ+ ally, as well, which makes him even hotter.
DeleteMadge. Stop.
xoxo
I cringed throughout the clips I saw of Katie Watserface doing the rebuttal last week (would you buy a diamond crucifix from this woman?) I thought Scarlett Johannsen did it so much better.
ReplyDeleteBritt was so bad it was laughable, except for the fact that she and the GOP believe every word she said!
DeleteThe Oscars were more entertaining this year, though I do miss Joan River's red-carpet show. Jimmy Kimmel's dig at Trumpy was great ! Ryan Gosling and Da'Vine Joy Randolph were among the highlights of the show.
ReplyDeleteAnd John Cena filled his glued-on codpiece well :)
That croc shoe sofa and Brittle Katie have got to go.
Bob, thank you for going on with your blog during these trying times, we need more lights in the darkness. -Rj
I just do what I can and as long as I still enjoy blogging, I'll keep it up. But, thanks!
DeleteI do not understand rock concerts! I spent a shitwad of money on my seat and I'm not supposed to use it?! I paid the performer to wear themself out, not me! Yah, I get up and move during certain times to emphasize pleasure in certain songs, but nobody thrills me enough to stand always!! For a performer to demand it is way outta line!! Yah, I'm a geezer now but I've been cranky about this for 50 years!!
ReplyDelete😻 Ah, Tuxedo, my dear...what devil's work were you planning as you stretched out on that sill? I shudder to think!
Madge is more fond of herself than her fans are, I think.
DeleteTuxedo. That face gets me every time.
Am I secretly a lesbian? All I noticed when I saw the John Cena video were the Birkenstocks.
ReplyDeleteI thought that of myself because I wondered, WHY??????
DeleteCena not for me.
ReplyDeleteGriffin when younger looks terrific but even at the young age now of 27, his face is much rounder with his appealing angular face gone, along with a generally looking much more solid body. C'est la vie. There'll be a newcomer in the ranks.
Always a newcomer!!!
DeleteWell, I like that sofa and I am waiting for two new pairs of Crocs to show up in the mail! LOL
ReplyDeleteJohn Cena had shoes on? 🫣
Marcia, speak quietly of crocs while Mistress Maddie is in the room!
DeleteCena was wearing shoes, I'm guessing?
Marcia what this?!?!?! Keeping waiting.... I intercepted that shipment!!!! Bwahahahahahahaha hahahaha ha!
DeleteSorry, Missy ... I got my new Crocs this afternoon!
DeleteWas that you scamming me for the delivery address via a text message? Trying to get your hands on my Crocs! LOL
🤣🤣🤣 Enjoy those Crocs and be in good health sister!
DeleteSomeone please duct tape over Katie's mouth.
ReplyDeleteI think a lot of people should lay off the tooth whitening. It isn't natural to have teeth so bright they can be seen from the International Space Station.
It's unnerving to see these ulta white Chiclets in people's mouths!
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