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Thursday, January 31, 2019

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We went out to brunch over the weekend with our good friends David and Neal to celebrate both my birthday and their 4th wedding anniversary; four doesn’t sound long, but it’s only the amount of time their relationship has been legally and rightfully recognized. It was actually their 35th anniversary.

So there.

On Sunday, Carlos and I were running some errands and we stopped at Tractor Supply to get cat litter. As we checked out, the cashier asked if we’d found everything we wanted, and I said:
“We did. It’s my birthday and he’s buying me cat litter.”
Later in the day, when Tia Gloria called form Mexico to sing me ♪ ♫ Happy Birthday ♫ ♪ over the phone, she asked how we were spending the day, I told her Carlos had gotten me cat litter for my birthday.

She asked to speak to him. And when I spoke with my father and told him of the gift … he asked to speak with Carlos, too.

Those were all good birthday presents!

As was the day spent with Carlos and the Chocolate Orange Cake he made for me.
There’s a sucker born every minute … at least that’s what the folks at Farfetch, an online luxury fashion platform that sells products from over 700 boutiques, thinks because they are offering a Hanes Beefy-T with a small Prada logo sewn onto it for the low, low price of $410.

Seriously.
Senator Joni Ernst filed for divorce, claiming her husband assaulted her years ago, though she never reported the assault to the police.

Last fall, Senator Joni Ernst dismissed Dr. Christine Blasey Ford’s testimony against Brett Kavanaugh because her story was  “uncorroborated.”

Let that sink in.
After years of unofficial ’Gay Days’ at Disney theme parks, Disneyland Paris has announced its first ever LGBTQ Pride event called Magical Pride. The park will welcome guests to “discover the enchantment of Disney with the Sparkle of Pride!”

Here’s hoping it spreads to the rest of the Disney empire.

Sidenote: years back Carlos and I were at Disneyworld in Orlando, and as we were leaving the park, and holding hands, two women walked around us and ahead, also holding hands. From behind us someone shouted:
“What is this? Gay Day?”
And one of the women shouted back:
“Every day is Gay Day.”
Yup.
Rent: Live it was not.

The actor playing Roger, Brennin Hunt, broke his foot near the end of Saturday’s rehearsal, so producers decided to show us a recording of that performance. The show was only truly live for the last few minutes, including a finale with members of the original Broadway cast—Idina Menzel, Anthony Rapp, Daphne Rubin-Vega, and Taye Diggs—singing “Seasons of Love”.

And so it’s no surprise that Rent Not Live  was the least watched and lowest rated of the trend to date, in part perhaps due to a cast who was saving their best, and fullest, energy for the live performance and not a taped rehearsal.
This week _____ announced that he wanted to allow students who wish to study the Bible to be able to do so in schools, all schools, and his Evangelical Hypocritical Fake Faith Racist base cheered.

They cheered a man who cheated on his first wife with his second wife, then cheated on his second wife with his third wife, then cheated on his third wife with a porn actress and nude model while the wife was pregnant with his fifth child from three different women.

Right?
Lawyers for Kentucky’s Republican Governor Matt Bevin say that former Rowan Kounty Klerk Kim Davis must pay the $225,000 in legal fees owed to the gay couples who sued her for refusing to issue marriage licenses because of her ALLEGED Christian-based opposition to same-sex marriage.

Nice; except it shows the hypocrisy of Bevin. See, while Bevin has called Davis “an inspiration … to the children of America,” after a district judge ruled that the couples suing for marriage licenses clearly prevailed and that the state of Kentucky must pay their fees and costs, Bevin and his lawyers want the bill handed to Davis, and say she acted alone in denying the marriage licenses.

Hypocrisy. GOP.
Russia has embarrassed _____ … again!

This week the Kremlin leaked news that  Putin met with _____ and his nude model wife, Melanie, at the G-20 Summit in Buenos Aires last fall.  The embarrassment is _____ meeting with his boss and handler, Putin, but that not one single US official was present … no collusion, nothing to see, witch hunt … no government officials, no translators, no one from the State Department. It is unprecedented to have held the meeting without a U.S. witness, especially someone to record the details of what happened.

But that was only the first embarrassment; the second embarrassment came via TASS, Russia’s official state media news outlet of the Kremlin who, when asked about _____’s lack of even an interpreter, said:
"It’s none of our business whether _____ had an interpreter; Putin’s interpreter is always by his side — we have stability and order in that regard.”
We don’t because Putin owns _____ , his beck-and-call girl, and when Putin calls, _____ obeys.
New Funny Irreverent Show Alert … The Other Two tells the story of siblings Cary and Brooke whose lives are upended when their 13-year-old brother, Chase, becomes a Justin Bieber-esque type overnight sensation.

It’s very funny, and the humor is quite ballsy, and then there’s the relationship between Cary, played by Drew Tarver, left, who is gay, and his roommate, played by Andy Riddings, right, who is not, and how they just like to make out every so often.

Plus, they’re cute, so yeah, there’s that.

But it’s the funny that gets me. Okay, and the cute guys making out.



14 comments:

  1. chortle - the tweet.
    Cat litter, eh? xoxoxoxo

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  2. Wait, is cat litter...? What?
    And you KNOW Cheeto was just doing his one year review with Vlad. He passed.
    And the two roommates like to make out? I should watch that if it’s on Hulu. I’m all for boys making out.
    Heh. I hope Ms. Davis didn’t spend all that money she made during her fifteen minutes LoL.. that cow.

    XoXo

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  3. Glad to hear you had a fabulous bithday!!! But cat liter?!?!?!? And when the hell did the dump gets so religious??? He never was before.

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  4. That birthday cake wasn't suspiciously crunchy, was it? After all, there WAS a cat litter theme to your gifts.

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  5. Love the tweet! You and Carlos always make me smile. Disneyland looks like a unicorn peed on it. You can tell it's pee and not poop because no glitter. I made this up, but I'm sticking to it.

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  6. ummmmmmmm, chocolate orange cake...I'd keep that carlos if I were you!

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  7. That meeting between der Trumpenfuhrer and his handler (possibly in more ways than one?) was kept to a minimum of persons so that Putrid could pass on his latest order - definitely take the US out of NATO, denuclearise the US, hand over control of the US military to Moscow etc.. And don't forget the fragrant Melanie was there too. perhaps the House Intelligence Committee should subpoena her? Doesn't she speak Russian? I know she claims to be super-intelligent and to speak five languages into the bargain.

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  8. Orange chocolate cakes sounds truly delicious.

    You probably should have called this blog entry "A Tale of Hypocrites" since you touched upon so many... and all Republican.

    The Idiot Jerk desperately believes those Phony Christians will save his ass... wrong.

    And I wonder how Kim's going to pay that bill now that she's unemployed, I think she was making around $80K a year.

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  9. You are so adorable... And so lucky Carlos has let you live this long! But SO adorable!

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  10. @TDM
    It's the thought yada yada yada

    @Sixpence
    The boys ARE cute and the humor is fab.

    @MM
    _____ is just pandering.
    Cat litter is the official gift for my age .... ?

    @Debra
    Now that you mention it ....

    @Deedles
    We're glad we can bring a smile out on anyone!

    @AM
    Carlos is a masterbaker; he masterbakes every chance he gets!

    @Helen
    Puitn and _____ both speak fluent Russian, you know.

    @Dave
    It was kinda hypocrite-centric,wasn't it?

    @Mitch
    ::::blush::::: And Carlos has been an angel for not murdering me and burying me in the yard.

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  11. Sometimes (often) I feel for Carlos!!
    JP

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  12. @JP
    Oh, that's sweet! I'll tell him when I let him out of the basement.

    I kid... we don't have a basement.

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  13. "Every day is Gay Day" That made me smile :)

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  14. @Martha
    We giggled, too!

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