Lawyers Line Up To Represent Donald's Accusers For Free

I guess we won’t have to worry about a President Donald having access to the nuclear codes, because, if he were to be elected—and the Washington post just this morning said his chances are “rapidly approaching zero”—he’d be too busy suing the, now twelve, women who have come forward and accused the admitted groper of unwanted sexual advances, sexual harassment and of being a pig.

“Every woman lied when they came forward to hurt my campaign. Total fabrication. The events never happened. Never. All of these liars will be sued after the election is over.”

But what’s most amusing is that right after Donald vowed to sue each and every one of his accusers, a slew of lawyers, led by Ted Boutrous, have taken to twitter to offer their services free to the victims of The Donald.

So, not only will he lose the election but he’ll find himself losing in court, too.

The end is near. Can I get a halleloo?