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ALEXANDER First off, it looks like it’s being worn backwards, because it was ass-short in the back and knee length in the front. Plus, is that papier-mâché? I mean, that dress is stiffer than Kristen Stewart’s acting.
CHAR I actually like Char, but her first choice was a bad cruise-y print that Heidi loathed, so she went back to Mood and got this fabric that looks like Prom circa 1983. It’s nice, it’s dull.
EMILY I was thinking this looked like a Walk of Shame dress but it is just a hooker-looking mess. It is so short you can almost see the fine china and the tea cups on the top shelf. Emily dodged a bullet with this one.
FADE Heidi called his first look safe, and it was, and even after his second trip to Mood, it stayed safe. It’s a nice print, it moved well, but it was definitely not Red Carpet.
SAMANTHA When Heidi saw the top, it was cool, with some great deal, a lot of “boobage,” as Heidi called it, and a great back. Heidi warned her not to make the bottom half boring but I think Samantha was still basking in the Bodice Praise because, yeah, the bottom half is boring. Plus, I never understand why some designers think a piece of fabric hanging off to one side looks good; it looks like the skirt ripped and is hanging on by a thread.
SANDHYA Her first dress was a Joan Collins gold-and-peacock-feather mess and, when given the choice to go back to Mood, she worked the workroom for another $400 and came up with this. It’s better, not best. Heidi loves to show off her legs and her boobs and her back, and this dress only had back; pretty and simple and a little too tight to walk a carpet in.
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Last night’s installment of Project Runway was my least favorite EVER. We already knew who won! Surely this episode was intended to air BEFORE the Creative Arts EMMYs! The “dress with the strings” was all over the internet last week.
ReplyDeleteI had to wonder if any of the designers knew what a “red carpet event” was or if they’d ever met Heidi Klum!
I disagreed with almost all of the judges’ decisions. There were only three or four dresses that Heidi Klum could actually wear to the EMMYs where she would a) ride in a car, b) walk a red carpet, c) be photographed from all angles and d) sit for several hours while her blood circulates.
With that in mind my top three would have been Sean, Fade and Kini. I would have sent home Emily (Klum don’t Lohan when she gets out of a limo) and Mitchell (It would’ve fallen apart before she got to her seat).
While Kini hasn’t won a competition yet, I think he could be the last designer standing. At our house, we’ll pop one cork when Sandhya outlasts Amanda and a second when Sandhya leaves the following week.
Great post! I look forward to your recaps!
You make my Friday afternoons!!
ReplyDeleteAll the pictures I saw of Heidi at the Emmys even she was twirling and whirling like a 2-yr-old in her first ballerina tutu.
Was surprised at the poor workmanship of the auf-ees. Red carpet challenge is as basic as the unconventional challenge. There should be nobody who can't sew that.