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According to our local weather folks, we are expecting
snowstorms, ice storms, rains storms, hailstorms, tornadoes, hurricanes, locusts,
frogs falling from the heavens and so much worse by the time Monday rolls
around. I can handle all of that, but what I cannot handle is
Carlos’ sudden need to change the temperature from Fahrenheit to Celsius. This
morning it was 28-degrees and after he heard that and muttered his standard
cold morning “Oh fuck,” he said:
Whispering as he wanders into the bathroom … “Minus 2, minus 2, minus 2.” I am gonna lower the temperature of the extra freezer and
let Carlos nap in there all weekend and then see him mutter Celsius! |
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This Tuxedo Says is from August 2021 ... Is anyone really surprised that after living with me for
seventeen years Tuxedo is a liberal? |
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This week Virginia inaugurated Abigail Spanberger as its
first female Governor, and since Blue now controls the state, this was done on
Day One:
This is Blue and the Resistance at work and if it sounds good to you, the Vote Blue. |
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Can someone explain to me why the GOP and Cankles’ Fascist
Regime say there is no money for healthcare but loads of cash to buy a foreign
country?? Can someone also explain to me why, all of the sudden,
there are no more “drug boats” in the Caribbean carrying fentanyl into the US? And while we’re at it, can someone explain to María Corina
Machado that giving away her Nobel Peace to the guy who bombed your country
because he wants the oil, and then tried to make himself leader of her country,
means she didn’t deserve the prize in the first place? |
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I love language and always
like to use words that may have gone out of fashion, or are from a bygone era,
just to keep them alive if only in my brain . But every once in a while I need a new word to add to
my vocabulary and this weeks it’s: Bitchuation Any situation that forces me
to act like a bitch. |
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And speaking of bitches, Nicki Minaj, who has the IQ of a
puppet, went off on Don Lemon and the LGBTQ+ community because Lemon covered
the anti-ICEstapo protest at a Minneapolis church over the weekend, saying: “DON COCK SUCKIN’ LEMON IS DISGUSTING. HOW DARE YOU? I WANT THAT THUG IN JAIL!!!!! HE WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO ANY OTHER RELIGION. LOCK HIM UP.” First off, dumbass, enough
with the Caps Lock. Secondly, get an education before you speak. He didn’t
attack a religion, he reported on a pro-ICE minister and you responded with
homophobic slurs like an illiterate pig might do. And when Lemon came for Minaj,
she doubled-down against the entire LGBTQ+ community: “LOL!!! And I purposely wrote it that way b/c I knew that would be the only way to get the cock suckers to post about it. They would have all collectively ignored the despicable behavior displayed by Lemon head. I’m glad they’re angry. They’re about to get angrier.” Oh Nicki, from the LGBTQ+ community: Fuck ALL the way off. |
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Red baseball caps spoofing
those MAGAt hats have become a symbol of Danish and Greenlandic defiance
against Cankles threat to seize the frozen territory but they don’t say Make
America Great Again, but instead beg Make America Go Away. My, how far we’ve fallen in
the world view since a racist rapist pedophile traitor and con artist took
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Mitchell Saron is an American fencer who represented America at the 2024 Summer Olympics in Paris with his big saber so … Would You Hit It?  |
TACO again and another bullshit plan to make a plan. He is slipping faster and faster. Gigi
ReplyDeleteHe's an idiot.
DeleteAnd the real numbers on the budget will be hidden until after the next election or revolution.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they'll be revealed at the impeachment trials???
DeleteHere in central Virginia, we are supposed to get walloped with heavy snow, and then an ice storm. I have a gut feeling that we are going to lose power. Spanberger will be a great governor in my opinion, but you wouldn’t believe the amount of push back that people are posting on social media. They make it sound like she will turn the state into a communist hell hole.
ReplyDeleteSounds to me like Spanberger is making the state available to everyone equally.
DeleteTuxedo was, and continues to be, smarter than the entire Trump administration combined.
ReplyDeleteHe really should have run for office!!
DeleteShould we manage to have real elections in '28 and take over all 3 branches, the Dems damn well better be ready to move as fast as VA just has to close all the bullshit loopholes the MAGAts have used to tear the US apart, and send the worst of the worst in this regime to prison.
ReplyDeleteNever cared for Minaj. At all. She should fade into obscurity and stay there.
I agree! Be like Spanberger! Fix this mess and take not prisoners.
DeleteAnd maybe deport Minaj.
I think in Celsius as a Canadian and have to do the conversion to Fahrenheit while I'm here. Example it is -31C this morning at home (without windchill factored in) which is about -28F. That ought to give Carlos the shivers. -2C is bordering on light jacket weather for us. :)
ReplyDeleteI will not tell Carlos about the 128F because he might simply faint and die!
Deletethe dog's mother
ReplyDelete(Carlos) (Tuxedo always)
xoxo :-)
💓💓💓
DeleteSadly Donald Duck and his sycophants have sadly decreased America's standing in the world. Having a leader with literacy problems and a lack of knowledge about history and geography (and just about everything else) does not look presidential. The Duck needs to go back to school (nursery school that is) so that can keep him occupied while the grownups try and mend what the Duck has broken. As for SS Miller....there is only Borstal.
ReplyDeleteIt will take a while to fix this country in the eyes of the world and the eyes of its own people!
DeleteCan someone also explain to me why, all of the sudden, there are no more “drug boats” in the Caribbean carrying fentanyl into the US?
ReplyDeleteYes, young man, I can easily explain that. There were no fentanyl boats in the first place. I guess it's possible that one or two of those boats were involved in the cocaine trade but that is absolutely no reason to bomb them to smithereens. Instead, the alleged drug traders should have been arrested and tried in a court of law, following careful examination of the evidence. That is the way that civilised countries deal with wrongdoing. Wilful murder of other humans for whimsical reasons is deplorable.
It was a lie to be able to invade a country, make a play for their oil, and line their pockets. It served one purpose: make Cankles and his cronies richer.
DeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteBabes, I feel Carlos. In Centigrades is so much colder!!!
And of course Cankles and the MAGAts would suddenly stop any bombing of boats in the Caribbean. They got what they wanted. Good thing they did not get Greenland. Cankles went TACO.
And you know there’s NEVER money, except to line their pockets.
That last meme? It’s going to last four years.
Mitchell? Yes, please. Twice during the weekend.
XOXO
It's almost like the Cankles Regime is admitting to being a bunch of lying nation-building fuckwits.
DeleteSometimes my grandsons will turn my fireplace control into Celsius and although I understand it, I don't want to do conversions in my head. There are STILL people who think Trump made an amazing deal at Davos instead of the reality that he got owned. They live in an alternate universe--very dangerous for this country. (and the world)
ReplyDeleteCankles tries to make it sound like he won something when, as usual, he got nothing more than he already had.
Deleteminus -2, hahaha! Virginia rocks! And Niki? Niki who?
ReplyDeleteCarlos loves his Celsius.
DeleteI've been saying for ages it's a miracle how much money we can come up with for other countries yet we have no money here to take care of American issues. Mind blowing.
ReplyDeleteOur government screws We The People while playing hero around the world, or, these days, devil around the world.
DeleteWho cares what Nikki Minaj has to say, honestly?
ReplyDeleteI really, really want one of those "Make America Go Away" hats! LOL!
Oh, and I'm with you on the celsius. I've lived in the UK for almost 15 years and I still use fahrenheit! Old dogs and all that.
DeleteNicki has given up her gay fans to make a deal for pardoning her husband; she's just about over.
DeleteI have never used Celsius but Carlos thinks in that every so often just to drive me nuts!
Celsius really does make everything sound extra dramatic. I fully support the plan to turn the extra freezer into his personal “temperature conversion think tank.”
ReplyDeleteThe whole “no money for health care but plenty to shop for countries” routine says everything about the current GOP priorities. Take care, Bob, and stay warm.
Celsius, please.
DeleteI like the “temperature conversion think tank” and may put it into service.
I am ready to sit in the house under a blanket and read for the next few days!
Have a good weekend!
I’d be saying what Carlos was saying. It’s Minus Two!!! Nicki Minaj is finally being her true self. She’s never been the brightest bulb, but she reined it in. Now we know what an ignorant cretin she is. Wait until ICE shows up at her door because she’s not the right color for them. I adore the new MAGA hats!
ReplyDeleteNicki Minaj is true MAGAt and always has been, even when making coins from the LGBTQ+ community so, yeah, f**k her.
DeleteI really want that hat!