Apparently my arch nemesis, Lindsay Lohan, thinks it's all about her. And she isn't liking it so much these days.
Lindsay "Get Off The Alleged Pipe" Lohan is suing the financial company E-Trade because, as her lawyers are quick to point out, a boyfriend-stealing, milk-a-holic baby in its latest commercial--that just happens to be named Lindsay--was modeled after her. And she's gonna need a $100 million dollars to get over it.
Lohan's lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, is apparently drinking the same "milk" as Lindsay because she says Lindsay has the same, single-named recognition like Madonna, or Oprah, or, oh dear god, Cher. She also asserts that E-Trade violated Lohan's rights under New York state civil-rights law and used her "name and characterization" without paying her or getting her approval. But, the funny thing is, that no one was thinking Lindsay Lohan until she filled her alleged frivolous coke-addled-brain lawsuit.
There isn't a soul on the planet, save the delusional pair of Lohan and Ovadia, who believe Lindsay stands a crack dealer's chance in church of getting the 100 million. But, if she did, think of all the alleged "milk" she could buy.