Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Milk Does Most Bodies Good...But Not La Lohan

Apparently my arch nemesis, Lindsay Lohan, thinks it's all about her. And she isn't liking it so much these days.

Lindsay "Get Off The Alleged Pipe" Lohan is suing the financial company E-Trade because, as her lawyers are quick to point out, a boyfriend-stealing, milk-a-holic baby in its latest commercial--that just happens to be named Lindsay--was modeled after her. And she's gonna need a $100 million dollars to get over it.

Lohan's lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, is apparently drinking the same "milk" as Lindsay because she says Lindsay has the same, single-named recognition like Madonna, or Oprah, or, oh dear god, Cher. She also asserts that E-Trade violated Lohan's rights under New York state civil-rights law and used her "name and characterization" without paying her or getting her approval. But, the funny thing is, that no one was thinking Lindsay Lohan until she filled her alleged frivolous coke-addled-brain lawsuit.

There isn't a soul on the planet, save the delusional pair of Lohan and Ovadia, who believe Lindsay stands a crack dealer's chance in church of getting the 100 million. But, if she did, think of all the alleged "milk" she could buy.

7 comments:

Ray Ray said...

It's a bit of a stretch. Either she's still high, or she's listening too much to an asshat lawyer.

Cubby said...

I think she has a legitimate cause of action. The first person I think of when I see a blathering infant is Lindsay Lohan. And the fact that the baby is actually named Lindsay just about locks it up for her.

madtexter ☺☺☺☺☺☺ (corey james) said...

I don't really care for the musings of celebrities, but I think she's got a case (but not for $100 mil).

As a former Ad person, it was VERY obvious that E*Trade was going for the household name 'Lindsay factor', otherwise the commercial would not have made any apparent sense or impact.

Michael Rivers said...

She needs to go away. No one cares about her enough to do a commercial around her.

froggy said...

They could have named the baby - Britney or Paris or Heidi or Miley or Bristol or Jamie or Chris Crocker...

robertga99 said...

I can't believe anyone thinks she has a case. Maybe if the baby had red hair and wore oversize shirts with leggings :)'

Lindsay, there is a central point in the universe that everything revolves around and it's NOT you.

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

Maybe single name recognition, but it is Lohan, not Lindsay. Unbelievable.